Another Cute Doctor/Lawyer Joke:

A Doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their converstation was constantly inperrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After the fifth interuption, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills for eveyone he had advised at the party.

When he went to place them in the mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

Taken from: My Nurses Desk Calendar (May 12th entry)